Hey Audi enthusiasts,
I’m reluctantly parting ways with my pride and joy, a 2017 (MY18) Audi S4 B9 Avant, and I’m posting it here because I know you lot will appreciate what this beast has to offer. Unfortunately, I’ve had to make the tough call to sell due to the arrival of our second son—turns out, “happy wife, happy life” isn’t just a saying, it’s a survival tactic! Apparently, you can’t fit two kids in the back properly… though I say otherwise. I mean, who needs legroom when you’ve got Quattro grip and a turbocharged V6 to distract from the chaos?
Specs & Features (aka, why you’ll love this car more than I do):
• Quattro all-wheel drive – because understeer is for amateurs.
• 8-speed Tiptronic automatic – smooth shifts, even when you’re dodging sippy cups.
• Blacked-out exterior with chrome delete – stealth mode engaged.
• Stage 1 tune.
• Cold air intake.
• RS4-style front grille – looks meaner than my toddler during a tantrum.
• 20” gloss black Vertini wheels – because stock just isn’t an option.
• Bang & Olufsen sound system – drowns out crying kids (or your mate’s bad playlists) with ease.
• Leather sport seats – grippy enough to keep you planted during spirited drives.
• Virtual cockpit digital dash – futuristic tech to impress the carpool dads.
Recent Maintenance (done 2,000km ago, so you don’t have to worry):
• Full major service – she’s running like a dream.
• Brand new wheels, brakes, and rotors – stops on a dime, even if you’re late for daycare drop-off.
Rego: Good until December 2025, so you’ve got plenty of time to enjoy her before dealing with paperwork.
This S4 Avant is clean, reliable, and in excellent condition with no mechanical issues. She’s ready to roll—whether you’re tearing up backroads or just pretending to be a responsible adult. I’ve babied this car more than my actual kids (don’t tell the wife), so you’re getting a wagon that’s been loved.
Here's the Carsales advert - https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/x/SSE-AD-18713271/
Cheers,
Chris
I’m reluctantly parting ways with my pride and joy, a 2017 (MY18) Audi S4 B9 Avant, and I’m posting it here because I know you lot will appreciate what this beast has to offer. Unfortunately, I’ve had to make the tough call to sell due to the arrival of our second son—turns out, “happy wife, happy life” isn’t just a saying, it’s a survival tactic! Apparently, you can’t fit two kids in the back properly… though I say otherwise. I mean, who needs legroom when you’ve got Quattro grip and a turbocharged V6 to distract from the chaos?
Specs & Features (aka, why you’ll love this car more than I do):
• Quattro all-wheel drive – because understeer is for amateurs.
• 8-speed Tiptronic automatic – smooth shifts, even when you’re dodging sippy cups.
• Blacked-out exterior with chrome delete – stealth mode engaged.
• Stage 1 tune.
• Cold air intake.
• RS4-style front grille – looks meaner than my toddler during a tantrum.
• 20” gloss black Vertini wheels – because stock just isn’t an option.
• Bang & Olufsen sound system – drowns out crying kids (or your mate’s bad playlists) with ease.
• Leather sport seats – grippy enough to keep you planted during spirited drives.
• Virtual cockpit digital dash – futuristic tech to impress the carpool dads.
Recent Maintenance (done 2,000km ago, so you don’t have to worry):
• Full major service – she’s running like a dream.
• Brand new wheels, brakes, and rotors – stops on a dime, even if you’re late for daycare drop-off.
Rego: Good until December 2025, so you’ve got plenty of time to enjoy her before dealing with paperwork.
This S4 Avant is clean, reliable, and in excellent condition with no mechanical issues. She’s ready to roll—whether you’re tearing up backroads or just pretending to be a responsible adult. I’ve babied this car more than my actual kids (don’t tell the wife), so you’re getting a wagon that’s been loved.
Here's the Carsales advert - https://www.carsales.com.au/cars/details/x/SSE-AD-18713271/
Cheers,
Chris
